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Friday, February 22, 2008

That Empty Feeling



Look I really don't want to keep giving Woolies a smashing on this blog ... but the mongrels really do ask for it.

Why the hell is there continually a shortage on NON-PERISHABLE stock...?!

Okay, so milk is perishable ... but has there been a reduction in the national birthrate of dairy cows? Obviously there's a severe shortage of milk and we are on rations up here. Surely you can order enough milk to last the whole week? It's not like you are left with too much unsold product by Tuesday.

But wait, it's not just the bloody milk ... it's a whole host of other products.

Here's an alert: Last time I looked, tin food and food in glass jars didn't go off in a week. Therefore you can actually order it a month in advance.

Hell, why not order it in when you can see the stock is running low ... wow, what a novel idea that would be!

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